How We Ended Up Here

“The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don’t have to waste your time voting” – Charles Bukowski You’re...

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The Full Donald

As his eyes met hers across the debate stage, he couldn’t help but think: She was old. She looked old, she had wrinkles, so many wrinkles. Ugly things, wrinkles. She was worn out, tired from fighting and winning the same...

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A Tremendous Announcement

I am proud to introduce a new member of my proud organization, with pride. The media has commented that I do not resonate with young people and women. These are bad comments! Young people and women love me. Especially women. I am...

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Thank you for your service.

I really can’t thank you enough. I know that you wouldn’t be here without me. We’re doing something great. Trust me, I’m doing something great and you’re a part of it now. Getting here wasn’t...

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